After a brief hiatus, I'm back with Indie Ink Writer Challenge. This week Kat O Nine Tales challenged me with: A conversation between Captain Obvious and Mr. Sarcasm.
I am disappointed with the result. I am a very sarcastic person, and sometimes a Captain Obvious. But I couldn't write anything I liked. You need to witness my sarcasm in person. But I needed to submit something before deadline, so here goes.
Setting: A living room on a blistery, gloomy afternoon. Two young men are looking out the window.
CO: It's raining.
CO: Yeah - it certainly looks wet out there.
MS: I actually was pretty dry on my way in.
MS: Can't you see the dry spots all over my pants?
CO: Those look wet to me.
MS: No shit, Sherlock.
CO: Why are you being so rude?
MS: Because you're a genius today.
CO: I can tell you're being sarcastic.
MS: What? Get out of here.