Monday, August 15, 2011

The best blog post EVER

After a brief hiatus, I'm back with Indie Ink Writer Challenge. This week Kat O Nine Tales challenged me with: A conversation between Captain Obvious and Mr. Sarcasm.

I am disappointed with the result. I am a very sarcastic person, and sometimes a Captain Obvious. But I couldn't write anything I liked. You need to witness my sarcasm in person. But I needed to submit something before deadline, so here goes.

Setting: A living room on a blistery, gloomy afternoon. Two young men are looking out the window.

CO: It's raining.

MS: Really?

CO: Yeah - it certainly looks wet out there.

MS: I actually was pretty dry on my way in.

CO: Really?

MS: Can't you see the dry spots all over my pants?

CO: Those look wet to me.

MS: No shit, Sherlock.

CO: Why are you being so rude?

MS: Because you're a genius today.

CO: I can tell you're being sarcastic.

MS: What? Get out of here.

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